An IRC-Bot walks into a bar...

Da wir jetzt bereits seit 2-3 Tagen die Fact-ID 8000 vergeben haben (real haben wir momentan erst 7961 facts, aber da schaffen wir die 8000 im Verlauf nächster Woche wohl auch problemlos), hier mal wieder etwas Fact-Inhalt.

Es haben sich irgendwie verdächtig viele Facts mit nerdigen "foo walks into a bar"-Sprüchen angesammelt. Zeit die mal zu Sammeln und zu verlinken. Wer mehr davon kennt kann die natürlich gerne liefern. :D

• A Latin scholar walks into a bar and says, I'll have a martinus. The bartender asks him. Don't you mean martini? The man tells the bartender, Listen, if I wanted two or more drinks I would have asked for them.


• A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The neutrino responds: "I'm just passing through."


• Comic Sans walks into a bar and the barman says: "we don't serve your type here"


• a neutron comes into a bar: "how much is a drink?" - "for you? no charge"


• The tachyon leaves. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." A tachyon walks into a bar.


• An IPv4 address space walks into a bar: "A strong CIDR please, I'm exhausted."


• Three notes walk into a bar – a G, an E flat, and a C. The bartender looks up and says “We don’t serve minors.” So the E flat leaves and the other two have a fifth between them.


• "A UDP packet walks into a bar. The bartender doesn't acknowledge him."


• A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"


• An Atom walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says, I just lost an electron, The bartender says, Are you sure? The Atom replies, Yeah, I'm positive


• Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve noble gases here." The helium doesn't react.


• A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." The superconductor leaves without resistance.


• An IR-Photon goes into a bar: "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"

Ich hoffe mal ich hab alle erwischt, eine aktuelle Liste gibts natürlich immer wenn man in den Facts nach "a bar" sucht